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Fugue? Really?

SO YOU WANT TO WRITE A FUGUE? HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED ONE? Condescending Wonka

THAT'S GOUT FOR YA.

YEAH. THAT'S GOUT FOR YA'. Condescending Wonka

The Dortmund Cup

TELL ME ABOUT THAT TROPHY YOU  GOT FOR BEATING DORTMUND. Condescending Wonka

As I'm dying of kidney failure

OH, YOU'RE DYING? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW THE WIND IS KILLING YOU Condescending Wonka

Me in class listening to sorority girls complain about how tired they are

PLEASE TELL ME HOW TIRED YOU ARE I'M SURE YOUR FUNCTION LAST NIGHT WAS SO TIRING Condescending Wonka

Condescending Bout Promo

OH, YOU SAY YOU HAVE A BOUT THIS SATURDAY? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU LIKE TO KNOCK BITCHES OUT AND HAVE FUN. Condescending Wonka

Muay Thai

GOOD THING YOU SPAR AT 100% EVERYTIME OTHERWISE YOU WOULD NEVER LEARN ANYTHING Condescending Wonka

benito graves

 YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING OUT Condescending Wonka

Meme users

OH YOU USE MEMES? YOU MUST BE THE FUNNIEST HUMAN ALIVE Condescending Wonka

Willie Wonka

A LITTLE NONSENSE NOW AND THEN  IS RELISHED BY THE WISEST MEN. Condescending Wonka