Condescending Wonka

ur too slow

SO YOU RAN 14 SECONDS IN YOUR GUTTED CAR I DID IT 3YRS AGO WITH A STOCK 328,000 MILE MOTOR Condescending Wonka

so you ran 14 seconds in your gutted car

WHILE I RAN THE SAME NUMBER IN A 238,000 MILE CAR WITH  FULL INTERRIOR AND T TOPS OFF  Condescending Wonka

BA's are not hard.

OH YOU'RE DOING A BACHELOR OF ARTS AT UNIVERSITY TELL ME AGAIN HOW IT IS A HARD COURSE Condescending Wonka

Oh you speak English?

 YOU SAID YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?  Condescending Wonka

Trade Trumbo?

SO ARTE, YOU'RE THINKING OF TRADING MARK TRUMBO? ENJOY YOUR CROWDS OF 20,000 Condescending Wonka

ANOTHER YEAR OLDER

     ANOTHER YEAR              OLDER HUH?                YOU MUST BE SO THRILLED. Condescending Wonka

Even Willy Wonka thinks you're stupid

75% OF 4TH GRADERS ARE FAILING MATH AND YOU WANT A PARTY Condescending Wonka

tanner is a

TANNERS A FAGGOT? TELL ME SOMETHING I DONT KNOW Condescending Wonka

Too many shots later...

OH, YOU BROUGHT A CASE OF BUD LIGHT? THAT'S CUTE.  Condescending Wonka

So you joined a fraternity

OTHER THAN APHIA....  AND YOU THINK YOU STILL MATTER? Condescending Wonka