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Men lie

OH YOU DON'T WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP?  TELL ME AGAIN HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO REARRANGE MY LIFE FOR YOU 7 DAYS A WEEK. Condescending Wonka

lol for me

U SPOIL HARD DISK FINISH CON DEY PUT AM IZZY HEAD.....OLOTE!! Condescending Wonka

I'm confused

PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW MORE OF A BAD THING...... EQUALS A GOOD THING?  Condescending Wonka

Yankees Hate

OH YOU ARE A DEVOUT YANKEES FAN? SEEMS LEGIT BEING FROM THE DEEP SOUTH. Condescending Wonka

Sore Losers!!!!

YOU'RE A CARDINALS FAN? TELL ME AGAIN HOW THE CARDS BEAT THEMSELVES!  Condescending Wonka

You think you're cool...

YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL BECAUSE YOU HAVE SWAG, YOLO, AND FISH? I HAVE HAKUNA MATATA MOTHERFUCKERS Condescending Wonka

Red Sox World Series

OH YOU ARE EXCITED THE RED SOX WON? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU WATCHED THEM LOYALLY ALL YEAR. Condescending Wonka

Who cares?

THE RED SOX WON THE WORLD SERIES? WHAT TIME IS KICKOFF ON THURSDAY? Condescending Wonka

so you think life is a choice

OK... WILL START WITH YOUR LIFE PROBLEM SOLVED Condescending Wonka

when you die

   WHEN YOU DIE...   I'LL BE ENJOYING MY AMAZING LIFE  Condescending Wonka