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You may have started the war, but I will win.

OH, SO YOU WENT TO WESTPOINT AND WAS A REG COMMANDER? PLEASE, TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW GREAT YOU ARE. Condescending Wonka

You Say Memes are the Domain of Other Matt?

PLEASE, TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW WE CAN LOSE 'UH' AND 'K' FROM OUR DAILY ROUTINES Condescending Wonka

OT quiz 2

SO YOU GOT A 4/5 ON THE LAST OT QUIZ PLEASE TELL ME HOW THEOLOGICALLY INEPT I AM Condescending Wonka

Ironic Techno Guy

SO YOU LISTEN TO TECHNO? YOU MUST KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT THE UNDERGROUND SCENE Condescending Wonka

Lunch fit for a king

SO YOU HAD A KING CONE FOR LUNCH? FELT GOOD DIDN'T IT? Condescending Wonka

A commission of audit

A 3 MONTH COMMISSION OF AUDIT? SOUNDS THOROUGH Condescending Wonka

... srsly?

YOU SPENT 2 DAYS WATCHING NETFLIX? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO HANG OUT. Condescending Wonka

Every fan, always

SO YOU SAY THE NEW CD SUCKS  Condescending Wonka

OH, SO YOU GET BITCHES YOU SAY?

 PLEASE TELL ME MORE HOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND OF 1 YEAR ISN'T ONE OF THEM Condescending Wonka

For those who think they are always right!

OH SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING TRY GOOGLING IT Condescending Wonka