Condescending Wonka

The ex relationship

OH YOU ARE STILL FRIENDS AND TALK WITH YOUR EXES. I'M SURE YOUR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP FLOURISHES FROM THAT. Condescending Wonka

Internal Joke

YOU AND SOMEONE ELSE WORK FOR AT&T PLEASE, TELL ME MORE Condescending Wonka

face book

SO, IF I DON'T SHARE YOUR PHOTO ON FACEBOOK I'M GOING TO HELL? REALLY? WHERE IN THE BIBLE WAS THAT? Condescending Wonka

crazy girls

OH YOU'RE BUSY? PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU'RE STILL POSTING PICTURES ON A SOCIAL NETWORK Condescending Wonka

crazy girls

OH I ASSUME ALL THE TIME? PLEASE  TELL ME HOW YOU ALWAYS POST PICTURES IF YOU'RE BUSY Condescending Wonka

Wonka guy

YOU DON'T LIKE GHETTO TALK? PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT THOSE RAP LYRICS Condescending Wonka

Wonka guy

I'M IMMATURE BECAUSE I LIKE BATMAN? PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT JERSEY SHORE   Condescending Wonka

Wonka guy

I'M IMMATURE BECAUSE I LIKE BATMAN? PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT JERSEY SHORE AND HONEY BOO BOO  Condescending Wonka

EDM Fakers

OH YOU LOVE DANCE MUSIC HUH? TELL ME AGAIN HOW TIM BERGLING AND AVICII ARE YOUR FAVORITE DJ'S Condescending Wonka

favorite guitarists

FAVORITE GUITARISTS ARE DIMEBAG DARRELL, RANDY RHOADS, AND EDDIE VAN HALEN? WILL YOU MARRY ME? Condescending Wonka