Condescending Wonka

50 shades of STFU!

SO YOU FOUND 50 SHADES OF GREY AROUSING?  WOW, YOU MUST BE READY FOR A BDSM RELATIONSHIP Condescending Wonka

hipster much?

OH, YOU GIVE NO FUCKS? COOL STORY BRO Condescending Wonka

World Series

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mr perfect

TELL ME MORE.... ABOUT HOW PERFECT YOU ARE... MR. PERFECT Condescending Wonka

skank love

OH, I'M A SKANK? BUT YOU'RE MY SLUT. BITCH. Condescending Wonka

fucked up situations

I MEAN, YOU GOT HER GOOD... BUT WENT TO FAR BRUH... Condescending Wonka

Derek Exum

I MEAN, YOU GOT HER GOOD... BUT THEN WENT TO FAR BRUH.. Condescending Wonka

Debt Ceiling Wonka

SO WE RAISED THE DEBT CEILING? TELL ME AGAIN HOW THIS LOWERS DEBT. Condescending Wonka

Debt Ceiling Wanka

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Apprentice Wondering Wonka

TELL ME AGAIN  WHY U SHOULD BE THE APPRENTICE Condescending Wonka