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Hey Brooke

HEY BROOKE, TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE YOUR AWESOME SISTER, SUMMER! Condescending Wonka

Diana

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH PEOPLE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY,  BUT WHEN I DO IT IS BECAUSE THEY PUT IT ON FACEBOOK!  Condescending Wonka

mr candy

YUMMY ADVENTURE Condescending Wonka

Boss balls!

AS A BUSINESS LEADER YOU SUCK BALLS YOU THINK I'LL GIVE A FUCK ON FRIDAY? Condescending Wonka

Gett your taco on

TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT  TACO TUESDAY....!!!! Condescending Wonka

No hearing aids

SO YOU THINK HEARING AT 70DBHL OR HIGHER IS GOOD? PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE SUBTITLES YOU HEAR ON YOUR TV SCREEN Condescending Wonka

Man who doesn't wear hearing aids

SO YOU HAVE PERFECT HEARING? PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE SUBTITLES YOU HEAR ON YOUR TV SCREEN Condescending Wonka

Moocher SIL

YOU'RE ALMOST 30 AND STILL LIVING AT HOME? TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT YOUR ADULT LIFE PROBLEMS... I'M LISTENING... Condescending Wonka

Daily Book

TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU MADE CHANGES TO SHARON'S DAILY BOOK? Condescending Wonka

Sure, I could do the laundry.

SURE, I COULD DO YOUR LAUNDRY. OR, I COULD JUST QUIT ENABLING YOU AND LET YOU DO IT YOURSELF. Condescending Wonka