Condescending Wonka

Matt Cassel starts in England

WHAT'S MY FAVORITE CASTLE IN ENGLAND YOU ASK? WHY MATT OF COURSE... Condescending Wonka

It's so entertaining to watch.

OH, YOU'RE ANGRY ABOUT GETTING FRIENDZONED? DESPERATELY STALKING HER IS DEFINITELY WORKING OUT FOR YOU. Condescending Wonka

jerold xD

SO YOU WEAR GLOVES TO PROTECT YOUR HANDS         WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF MAN LIKER Condescending Wonka

oh so youre from junkstyles? so basically you cant handle your alcohol?

OH, YOU'RE FROM JUNKSTYLES? SO BASICALLY YOU CAN'T HANDLE YOUR ALCOHOL? Condescending Wonka

oh so you like junkstyles? so you have a pussy?

OH, YOU'RE FROM JUNK STYLES?  SO BASICALLY, YOU CAN'T HANDLE YOU'RE ALCOHOL? Condescending Wonka

oh so youre from junkstyles? you must really like your lawn?

OH, YOU'RE FROM JUNKSTYLES?  SO YOU CAN'T HANDLE YOUR ALCOHOL  Condescending Wonka

junkstyles are pussybitches

OH YOU'RE FROM JUNKSTYLES?  SO YOU LIKE TO GET WASTED AND START SHIT FOR NO REASON BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET ANY? Condescending Wonka

If i could, iwould...

YOU ARE SO CUTE, THAT YOU WOULD BEAT MY SWEETEST CHOCOLATE... Condescending Wonka

Female bullshit

WOMEN BE LIKE, I WANT A GOOD MAN. 1ST GUY APPROACHES AND SAYS YOURE GORGEOUS AND I WOULD LIKE GETTING TO KNOW YOU. GETS NO RESPONSE. 2ND GUY APPROACHES AND SAYS, DAMN BABY YOU SEXY. WHEN YOU GONNA LET ME PULL THEM PANTIES DOWN TO SEE WHAT THAT THANG SMELL LIKE, SHE RESPONDS SAYING WHAT AN ASSHOLE HE IS. Condescending Wonka

seen cookie

OH YOU'VE SEEN THAT VIDEO BEFORE? WHAT DO YOU WANT A COOKIE? Condescending Wonka