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Customer powercycles

OH YOU POWERCYCLED YOUR MODEM? PLEASE GIVE ME A PLAY BY PLAY OF YOUR LIGHTS TURNING ON Condescending Wonka

CATCHEE PHUNNY

ASI ES QUE OBTUVISTE TU DOCTORADO EN TEOLOGIA... DIME QUE CUAL ES LA DIFERENCIA QUE SI HUBIESES OBTENIDO UN DOCTORADO EN HARRY POTTER... Condescending Wonka

te violare :3

 QUE SE SIENTE SABER QUE TE VIOLARE? Condescending Wonka

the one

OH YOU SAID I WAS THE ONE? DID YOU SAY THAT TO THE NEXT 3 GUYS YOU DATED? Condescending Wonka

Wasting my time!

YOU LIKE TO EXPLAIN. FOR 2 HOURS. THATS FINE. IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE PLANS OR ANYTHING.  Condescending Wonka

Birthday Of a Star

OH, IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY THAT MUST BE SO EXCITING FOR YOU Condescending Wonka

Tell me more.

YOU LIKE A SHOW FOR LITTLE GIRLS? TELL ME MORE HOW COOL YOU THINK YOU ARE. Condescending Wonka

Roll Tide?

ROLL TIDE? HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN TO TUSCALOOSA? Condescending Wonka

Hurricane Juan: 10 Years Ago

TOO WINDY YOU SAY? EVER FIND A SHED ON YOUR CAR? Condescending Wonka

Time doesnt matter - Placing does

OH.. YOU SKATED A GOOD TIME! WITH A TAIL WIND!! WHAT PLACE DID YOU GET AGAIN? Condescending Wonka