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Stop the r word

SO YOUR TELLING ME YOU DON'T USE THE

Oh you beat me?

OH YOU WON???? ILL JUST IGNORE THE 5 FPS LAG  Condescending Wonka

You Have a Recipe too?

SO YOU HAVE A GREAT RECIPE YOU WANT ME TO TRY TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE FOOD NETWORK SHOW  Condescending Wonka

Against Packerism

YOU SAY THAT YOU WORK WITH AN OTR DRIVER THAT'S A PACKER FAN  ? I'D SAY HE MUST BE A REAL IDIOT.. Condescending Wonka

Packer's suck

YOU SAY YOU'RE A PACKER FAN NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND Condescending Wonka

WILLIE LUMP LUMP

HIPPIE THUG FAMILY MAKES ME TINGLE ALL OVER Condescending Wonka

basic biatch

WHEN YOU PAY FOR YOUR OWN PHOTO SHOOTS BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE ACTUALLY A MODEL Condescending Wonka

Church Movie Night

MOVIE NIGHT AT CHURCH? OF COURSE THERE IS SPONSOR Condescending Wonka

Patience is a virtue

SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU WANT TO FIND AN ETERNAL COMPANION? NICE Condescending Wonka

Please, enlighten us

PLEASE, ENLIGHTEN US WITH YOUR FLAWLESS TASTE IN MUSIC Condescending Wonka