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Oh you play the clarinet

OH YOU PLAY THE CLARINET TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU RULE THE BAND Condescending Wonka

meanwhile on facebook

OH, YOU MADE A NEW FACEBOOK TO 'START FRESH'? PLEASE, ADD EVERYONE YOU HAD ON YOUR PREVIOUS ACCOUNT Condescending Wonka

ohhh lola...

OH YOU WANNA BE A LEAD...? HOW MANY VOLUNTEER SHIFTS HAVE YOU SIGNED UP FOR THIS YEAR? Condescending Wonka

Your burdens your job

SO YOU WORK FOR LOCKWELLS DEEPEST SYMPATHIES, WE ALL HAVE OUR CROSSES TO BEAR Condescending Wonka

Just tell me more!

SO THE REDSKINS WILL BEAT THE PACKERS? PLEASE.  TELL ME MORE! Condescending Wonka

Just tell me more!

SO THE REDSKINS WILL BE THE PACKERS? TELL ME MORE! Condescending Wonka

Lol willywonka

HEY KIDS GOT SOME NICE CHOCOLATE LICK ME UP YUM YUM NICE BABY Condescending Wonka

Nannakus! <3

DET MENER DU JO IKKE! VED DET PASSER :* <3 Condescending Wonka

CATEGORIZATION SUCKS

YOU'RE SETTING UP A SINGLE QUEUE FOR ALL INCIDENTS TELL ME AGAIN WHY YOU THINK YOU NEED CATEGORIZATION? Condescending Wonka

surprise muthefucker

COOL STORY EDEN! TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT! Condescending Wonka