Condescending Wonka

Really short man

SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO ACT!!!!! Condescending Wonka

We're getting the band back together

WE'RE GETTING THE  BAND BACK TOGETHER Condescending Wonka

poor parenting in the air

SO TELL ME AGAIN... HOW YOU CAN'T SEEM TO NOTICE YOUR KID'S BEHAVIOUR RIGHT IN FRONT YOU Condescending Wonka

90 day not

TELL, ME WHAT DO YOU DO AFTER  DAY 90 Condescending Wonka

oops flex

PLEASE, TAKE ANOTHER PICTURE OF YOURSELF FLEXING YOU MOTIVATE ME SO MUCH… Condescending Wonka

juice this

PLEASE, TELL, ME AGAIN… HOW YOU LOST SO MUCH WEIGHT JUICING. Condescending Wonka

yoga lies

I LOVE WHEN INSTRUCTORS SAY  THAT I CAN SWEAT OUT ALL OF MY TOXINS… Condescending Wonka

you're caught…

LOVE YOUR HEALTHY FOOD PICS… HOW'S THAT DOUGHNUT TASTE?  Condescending Wonka

look at me

WOW, I HAD NO IDEA YOU WORKED OUT YOU NEVER POSTS ANY PICS ON INSTAGRAM Condescending Wonka

spin Wear…

I LOVE THAT ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES TELL ME THAT YOU SPIN… Condescending Wonka