Condescending Wonka

Organic soda

WOW, LOOK AT YOU BEING ALL HEALTHY DRINKING ORGANIC SODA Condescending Wonka

Fruit lies

WOW, YOU'RE SO SMART. EATING FRUIT WILL MAKE YOU FAT. Condescending Wonka

runners high

WOW, I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE A RUNNER YOU ONLY POST IT EVERYDAY IN YOUR STATUS. Condescending Wonka

Sweaty Boy

IT'S OKAY, DON'T WIPE OFF THE MACHINE… I LOVE YOUR SWEAT. Condescending Wonka

The Treadmill Guy…

THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING TO RUN NEXT TO ME… WHEN ALL OF THE OTHER TREADMILLS ARE FREE… Condescending Wonka

The Smelly Guy…

I FIND YOUR SMELL SO ATTRACTIVE  THANK YOU FOR NOT WASHING YOUR GYM CLOTHES. Condescending Wonka

Screaming Meat Head

I LOVE HOW YOU YELL SO LOUD AT GYM AND THEN LOOK AROUND TO SEE WHO'S WATCHING.  Condescending Wonka

The Cost of Convenience…

I LOVE YOU PAY SO MUCH FOR CHOPPED FRUIT.  Condescending Wonka

Fitness Plans…

TELL ME…WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO  DO ON DAY 91 OF YOUR 90-DAY WORKOUT PLAN? Condescending Wonka

Don't Solicit Food Advice…

YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT DIETING AND, YOUR NOT EVEN A DIETITIAN… Condescending Wonka