Condescending Wonka

I, willy Wonka, have decided to allow just one woman--

JUST ONE, MIND YOU, AND NO MORE - TO VISIT MY FACTORY THIS YEAR Condescending Wonka

The Cadbury mini eggs are safe

I, WILLY WONKA, HAVE DECIDED TO ALLOW ONE CHILD -- ONE WOMAN - JUST ONE, MIND YOU... Condescending Wonka

You had one job

PLAYS COD FOR A YEAR GETS REST BY SKRUBS Condescending Wonka

Sniper Alert

RELAX.... AND JUST SIT ON MY FACE MORGAN! Condescending Wonka

not a town hall facebook!

WHAT A GLORIUS DAY IT WILL BE WHEN FACEBOOK ALLOWS YOU TO   BLOCK ALL COMMENTS TO A SATIRICAL PICTURE THAT YOU POST... HEADS WILL BE EXPLODING EVERYWHERE FROM ALL THE KNEE-JERK   INTELLIGENTSIA!  Condescending Wonka

You expect me to teach?

SO, YOU EXPECT ME TO TEACH YOU. WELL THEN, JUST KEEP TALKING. I'LL WAIT. Condescending Wonka

Somedays you gotta post me

NO A MEME TO THROW BACK AT ME? I SEE, WELL HOP ON THE IMAGINARY PLANE Condescending Wonka

crazy dance mom lol

TELL ME HOW BEING A DANCE MOM  GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO BE CRAZY Condescending Wonka

neville chamberlain

PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW ANNEXATION OF THE SUDETENLAND WILL PREVENT FURTHER BELLIGERANT ACTION BY THE REICH Condescending Wonka

eating booty

OH SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME ROMANSE YOU GONNA LEARN TODAY!!! Condescending Wonka