Condescending Wonka

Don't make me say it

MARVIN JUST HAD TO SAY IT Condescending Wonka

cool story, bro

 COOL STORY, BRO Condescending Wonka

BFF

YOUR BFF RAN OFF WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND? EXPLAIN TO ME AGAIN HOW SHE IS THE PERSONIFICATION OF CLASS? : ) Condescending Wonka

So what the fuck

LIKE YOU SEE CUNT WRITTEN ON MY HEAD I THINK YOUR STUPID ASS BETTER CHECK THE MIRROR Condescending Wonka

Internet Strangers

A STRANGER ON THE INTERNET  DISAPPROVES OF ME? Condescending Wonka

Tell me more about your cats and blown out knee for the next hour of our carpool

 CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DRIVE HOME! Condescending Wonka

Tell me more about your cats and blown out knee

 FOR THE NEXT HOUR OF OUR CARPOOL. CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DRIVE HOME! Condescending Wonka

Willy Wonka

I LIKED PLATE TECTONICS BEFORE PANGEA BROKE UP Condescending Wonka

Anniversary funny

SO 19 YEARS MARRIED? HOW MANY BEERS DID THAT TAKE? Condescending Wonka

So amm Tudor Bridge expect to bring de c**t dem play round Belfield last night to Bagatelle???

 BIG MAN DEM GOTTA COME BETTA Condescending Wonka