Condescending Wonka

Smarty pants at starbucks

OH SO YOU STUDY AT STARBUCKS? PLEASE PIP INFORM US ON HOW WICKED SMART YOU ARE!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, matching tattoos?

OH, YOU TWO HAVE MATCHING TATTOOS? AT LEAST SOMETHING IN THAT RELATIONSHIP WILL LAST Condescending Wonka

Matching tattoos

YOU TWO HAVE MATCHING TATTOOS? AT LEAST THAT PART WILL LAST FOREVER Condescending Wonka

emotional connection

TELL ME MORE   ABOUT EMOTIONAL CONNECTION Condescending Wonka

Tell me again how you only agreed to Joint Custody if I would relieve you of the $64 in Child Support a month that you would owe me....

  Condescending Wonka

Who really cares

OH SO YOU BOUGHT A RICER? GONNA BE IN FAST 8 NOW? Condescending Wonka

So, you needed a nap after "only" getting 7/8 hours of sleep?

 REMIND ME HOW MY GETTING 5 HOURS TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW IS

Charles is A

CHARLES IS A?  PLEASE TELL ME HOW IT'S CLEARS IN EVERY EPISODE? Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're telling me how to do my job?

OH, YOU'RE A BARTENDER, TOO? PLEASE, CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW I SHOULD DO MY JOB. Condescending Wonka

25 and living at home

OH, YOU'RE 25 YEARS OLD AND STILL LIVING AT HOME... PLEASE, GIVE ME MORE LIFE ADVICE Condescending Wonka