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Welfare

SO YOU WERE BORN INTO A RICH FAMILY? TELL ME AGAIN WHY NO ONE SHOULD EVER NEED GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE  Condescending Wonka

Marriage !

I'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR TEN YEARS TELL ME AGAIN HOW MUCH WORK RELATIONSHIPS ARE Condescending Wonka

College hoops

OH,SO YOU HATE DUKE?  TELL ME HOW THAT'S WORKING OUT FOR YOU Condescending Wonka

Oppressed Christian

OH, SO YOU FEEL YOU MUST DEFEND YOUR CHRISTIANITY FROM EVERYONE ELSE? YOU MUST REALLY BE OPPRESSED. Condescending Wonka

Read carefully.

LIKE I CARE WHAT YOU WANT ME TO BE. I'M WHAT I WANT TO BE. Condescending Wonka

SOLR WONKA

TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW LUCIDWORKS FUSION HELPS YOU RAPIDLY DESIGN, DEVELOPER, AND DEPLOY POWERFUL SEARCH APPS BUILT ON SOLR  Condescending Wonka

Act sci probs

SO YOU STUDY ACTUARIAL SCIENCE? WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING NEXT YEAR? Condescending Wonka

EL MERO GUERO

PIENSAN MUCHO Y NO HACEN NADA  Condescending Wonka

EL MERO GUERO

PIENSAN MUCHO  Y NO HACEN NADA  Condescending Wonka

Aspirational Goals

YOU REALLY DIDN'T TAKE ALL THAT TALK ABOUT ASPIRATIONAL GOALS SERIOUSLY, DID YOU? Condescending Wonka