Condescending Wonka

Your invited 2 4 Tea Party

SWISS CHOCOLATE FILLED WITH AIR BUBBLES YOU SAY? CALL ME THE MAD HATTER NOT WONKA OK?! Condescending Wonka

Oh I'm the Mad Hatter alright.

$300 FOR A BAR OF CHOCOLATE FILLED WITH AIR YOU SAY? OH OBO! OK THEN MY BEST OFFER WILL BE FREE IS THAT OK WITH YOU?  Condescending Wonka

Yea Tea 4 2

CHOCOLATE BAR FILLED WITH AIR $300 OBO: FREE MAD HATTER STYLE Condescending Wonka

Chocolate bar & Tea for 2

 FULL SERVICE PROVIDED FOR $300 YOU SAY? OBO?  MY OBO:  FREE! NOW WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE CANDY BAR FILLED WITH AIR BUBBLES!? Condescending Wonka

Josie the Bar Fly

IT'S FRIDAY  I HOPE JOSIE COMES IN THIS BAR. Condescending Wonka

Fucking Feelings

  FUCKING FEELINGS DON'T HAVE THEM  THEY'LL JUST HURT YOU Condescending Wonka

CONCERT TICKETS

OH, SO YOUR RELATIVE HAS CANCER AND YOU CAN'T AFFORD GARTH BROOKS TICKETS? I BET THAT TRIP TO VEGAS WAS REALLY AFFORDABLE. Condescending Wonka

Nate the bitch

PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW NATE IS A BITCH Condescending Wonka

check this out!

WHAT? YOU THOUGHT YOU WON? LOL, THAT'S CUTE! Condescending Wonka

lcdc laughs

YOU HAVE 30 DAYS SOBER! NOW YOU WANT TO BE A COUNSELOR  Condescending Wonka