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So I'm a movie nerd

SO YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OSCARS? NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL DURING FOOTBALL SEASON. Condescending Wonka

Aaron mouth

AARON YOU GOT A PERTY MOUTH Condescending Wonka

purty mouth

HEY AARON  Condescending Wonka

I hear you got some game...

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US Customary Units

SO YOU USE US CUSTOMARY UNITS TELL ME ABOUT ALL THE SCIENTIFIC APPLICATIONS Condescending Wonka

GoT meets the Newsroom

OH YOU FIND GOT TOO FORMULAIC? TELL ME AGAIN HOW THE NEWSROOM IS UNPREDICTABLE Condescending Wonka

Uncle Willy

FASCINATING ISN'T IT HOW NO HOMICIDES HAVE MADE THE NEWS LATELY... MUST BE ELECTION WEEK. Condescending Wonka

One True Religion

THE RELIGION YOUR PARENTS TAUGHT YOU AS A CHILD IS THE ONE TRUE RELIGION? WHAT A COINCIDENCE! Condescending Wonka

We have an update

THERE'S AN UPDATE? TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT! Condescending Wonka

WET CREEK

SO YOUR CREEK IS WET ... TELL ME MORE ABOUT THAT Condescending Wonka