Condescending Wonka

So you want to

SO YOU DRANK ALL THAT?!? LET ME KNOW HOW YOUR BOOTY HOLE FEELS Condescending Wonka

So you want to

SO YOU DRANK ALL THAT?!? LET ME KNOW HOW MANY TIMES YOU GO POOP  Condescending Wonka

herp derp merp

SO YOU SAY YOU LIFT? TELL ME MORE, NERD. Condescending Wonka

Wonka Vision

YOU WANNA SAY SOMETHING DON'T  THE ANTICIPATION IS GIVING ME LIFE! Condescending Wonka

Namaku erwin

 NAMAKU ERWIN Condescending Wonka

try again

NICE TRY BABY, NICE TRY  Condescending Wonka

IMA GET YOUR GRIMY ASS!!!

AWW, U THOUGHT U GOT AWAY WITH THAT GRIMY SHIT? THATS SO SWEET!  SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN BITCH. Condescending Wonka

sin permiso

ASÍ ES Q T FUISTE PARA EL PARQUE? Q SE SIENTE Q YO M VALLA PARA LA FIESTA Y REGRESE HASTA MAÑANA? Condescending Wonka

"and when we were wrong, promptly admit it"!

SO, TELL ME AGAIN KRYSTAL ABOUT HOW THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS WERE GOING TO LOSE TONIGHT? Condescending Wonka

Butthurt about the internet

OH, YOU'RE BUTTHURT ABOUT SOMETHING I SHARED ON FACEBOOK? TELL ME AGAIN HOW IT'S MY JOB TO MAKE YOU HAPPY AND COMFORTABLE. Condescending Wonka