Condescending Wonka

ORDER WITH BOPPL

OH, YOU STILL LINE UP TO ORDER? THAT MUST BE SUPER FUN Condescending Wonka

Us breaks poll

NO US ARTISTS IN THE NO INATIONS FOR BREAKSPOLL? THEY MUSTN'T HAVE HEARD OF BREAKSPOLL IN MEXICO ... Condescending Wonka

Stroke a check

DID YOU JUST SAY STROKE?? PLEASE PAUSE WHILE I ATTEMPT TO HOLD MY COMPOSURE! Condescending Wonka

Coming To America

RIGHT, AMERICA... TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE FREEDOMS OF BEING A TOOL. Condescending Wonka

Major bummer

POSTING MORE ASS PICS OF YOURSELF? EWW Condescending Wonka

Wonka on Life

SO YOU HATE ABUSIVE MEN? TELL ME WHY YOU SAW 50 SHADES OF GREY. Condescending Wonka

Wonka on Life

SO YOU THINK THAT MEN ARE ABUSIVE PIGS AND WOMEN WHO LIKE THEM ARE STUPID? TELL ME MORE ABOUT WHY YOU SAW 50 SHADES OF GREY. Condescending Wonka

Sam beating me

SO YOU'RE WINNING THE TOURNEY? HOW'D THAT WORKOUT LAST YEAR? Condescending Wonka

So you cheated on your ex husband countless times

SO YOU WERE CAUGHT CHEATING ON YOUR EX HUSBAND COUNTLESS TIMES BUT IT'S HIS FAULT YOUR A MISERABLE PERSON Condescending Wonka

Happy Birthday Mr. Nestle......

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. NESTLE.... I SEE YOU LIKE MY OOMPAS... Condescending Wonka