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All Growns Up

SO, YOU'RE TURNING 30? WELL, AREN'T YOU JUST ALL GROWN UP Condescending Wonka

Nobody cares

SO YOU PUT PICTURES OF YOUR FOOD ON FACEBOOK? BUT NOBODY GIVES A FUCK! Condescending Wonka

50 Shades of Drought

50 SHADES OF GREY - ROMANTIC? SAYS CHICK WHO NEVER GET LAID Condescending Wonka

Just started working out

OH YOU JUST STARTED WORKING OUT? PLEASE TELL EVERYONE HOW AND WHAT TO DO! Condescending Wonka

climate deniers

OH, YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN CLIMATE CHANGE? PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE SMARTER THAN SCIENCE. Condescending Wonka

MEOR FUNNY

OH YOU CAN TELL THE BAD TRUTH TO YOUR PARENTS? BUT CAN JUST TELL THE RABBI I JUST DO WANT TO? Condescending Wonka

hate you too

OH YOU HATE ME? THAT'S ADORABLE  Condescending Wonka

Apology Definition

YOU THINK APOLOGY MEANS

Wonka loves Obama

WE ELECTED A BLACK MAN NAMED BARAK HUSSEIN OBAMA 7 YEARS AFTER 9-11 TELL ME AGAIN HOW RACIST AND ISLAMOPHOBIC AMERICA IS. Condescending Wonka

I'm Higher than giraffe pussy

I'M HIGHER THAN GIRAFFE PUSSY  Condescending Wonka