Condescending Wonka

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SO UMM PUA, YOU KNOW IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY YOU'RE INVITED TO MY CHOCOLATE FACTORY Condescending Wonka

I know ...

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS  BEING HOT BELOW THE WAIST LINE Condescending Wonka

She's a winner!

SO SHE SLEEPS IN TIL 12.30 EVERYDAY AND CAN'T TURN UP FOR WORK FOR THE DOLE? TELL ME AGAIN HOW SHE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? Condescending Wonka

Majory funny

TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT THAT ROOM THAT DOESN'T EXIST... Condescending Wonka

GET HER NUMBER DOG

SO YOU GOT A VALENTINE DID YOU TELL ME MORE Condescending Wonka

Tell me again how great your boyfriend is only this one day of the year....

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Those are not my chocolate bars in that box.

 I BELIEVE IN JESUS! Condescending Wonka

VERY INTERESTING

HMM.. VERY INTERESTING Condescending Wonka

nerds unite

OH YOU MADE A NERD JOKE NOW TELL ME AGAIN HOW BIG YOUR BRAIN IS Condescending Wonka

tell me more

PLEASE TELL ME MORE Condescending Wonka