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So you like metal...

SO YOU LIKE METAL TELL ME ABOUT THIS 'ANDY BIERSACK' Condescending Wonka

Guess who

 GUESS WHO...:-) Condescending Wonka

Old as dirt

I HEARD YOU FELL TELL ME AGAIN WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE OLD AS DIRT. Condescending Wonka

Guitar players without a tuner

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE YOUR  GUITAR PLAYER IS OUT OF TUNE Condescending Wonka

Smile big sexy!

GOOD MORNTING CAPT'N REX Condescending Wonka

No sympathy Wonka

BAD BACK, YOU SAY? YOU MUST BE REALLY SPORTY Condescending Wonka

the look you give when somebody come ask you for money after taxes

 SO YOU ASKING ME FOR A BET RIGHT  WHERE WAS YOU AROUND TAX TIME Condescending Wonka

Please tell me more about laws

OH, YOU KNOW ABOUT LAWS? PLEASE, TELL ME MORE! Condescending Wonka

Goof ball

I MET A REALLY SWELL GIRL NOW I'M SMITTEN Condescending Wonka

Valentines day

SO YOU WANT VALENTINE'S DAY OFF? TOO BAD YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS Condescending Wonka