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Information and its discontents

OH, YOU'RE AN INFORMATION PROFESSIONAL? DEFINE INFORMATION.  Condescending Wonka

OH,So are you using that machine you just sat down on..

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genuinely interested

 BECOME GENUINELY INTERESTED IN OTHER PEOPLE Condescending Wonka

Let them feel it was their idea

LET THE OTHER PERSON FEEL IT WAS THEIR IDEA Condescending Wonka

so ur tellin me

SO UR TELLIN ME LOOT PALACE GIVE OUT FREE GIFT CARDS? Condescending Wonka

Obamas Executive orders

TELL ME AGAIN HOW EXECUTIVE ORDERS ARE CONSTITUTIONAL  Condescending Wonka

boat party

OH, YOU HAD A BOAT PARTY TELL ME ABOUT HOW AMAZING IT WAS Condescending Wonka

Tell me again

TELL ME AGAIN  ABOUT THOSE PLAIN BORING TWEEZERS Condescending Wonka

Aceita que dói menos

ACEITA A DERROTA QUE DÓI MENOS Condescending Wonka

when she's really not on the pill

SHE TOLD YOU SHE WAS ON BIRTH CONTROL BETTER START BUYING PAMPERS Condescending Wonka