Condescending Wonka

Davida was at my chocolate factory recently and she's sick of this s%*t.

YOU THINK DEE IS GONNA LET THIS FLY? HAVE YOU MET THE WRATH? Condescending Wonka

I love mortgages

OH YOU CLOSED YOUR LOAN QUICKLY  GOOD FOR YOU Condescending Wonka

Diet Failure

TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU GOT A GYM MEMBERSHIP AND EAT MCDONALD'S AFTER EVERY TRIP Condescending Wonka

Mason Wedding

CHARLES MANSON TO BE WED? TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE Condescending Wonka

Coconut oil vs Bacon Grease

OH COCONUT OIL IS UNHEALTHY? YOU'RE ONE TO POINT FINGERS. Condescending Wonka

Due Process

SO YOU CARE ABOUT DUE PROCESS? I'M FASCINATED TELL ME MORE! Condescending Wonka

SPRING REGISTRATION

YOU DON'T WANT ANY EARLY CLASSES? TELL ME HOW THAT WORKS OUT WHEN YOU REGISTER LATE Condescending Wonka

A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men....

SO, IT'S THE ANNUAL-CELEBRATORY-EMERSION-OUT THE STEAMY UNDERCARRIAGE DAY AYE???  Condescending Wonka

A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men....

OH, WELL THEN HOLLY, I SUGGEST TO YOU DO HOW WILLY DO; GET STRAIGHT CRUNKED, WONKA STYLE. MAYBE YOU'LL EVEN GET A GOLDEN EGG AND LOOMPA SLAVE OUT THE DEAL  Condescending Wonka

A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men....

HMM, SO IT'S THE ANNUAL CELEBRATORY EMERSION-OUTTA-THE STEAMY UNDERCARRIAGE DAY, AYE?! OH, WELL HOLLY, THEN I SUGGEST TO YOU DO HOW WILLY DO AND GET STRAIGHT CRUNKED WONKA STYLE. MAYBE YOU'LL EVEN GET A GOLDEN EGG AND LOOMPA SLAVE OUT THE DEAL Condescending Wonka