Condescending Wonka

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SO YOUR A SYS ADMIN? WAS PROGRAMMING TOO HARD? Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're a Cav Scout?

 PLEASE TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU ARE JUST LIKE REAL INFANTRY Condescending Wonka

JSON with inline CSS

TELL ME AGAIN  ABOUT HOW YOU PUT INLINE STYLES IN YOUR JSON Condescending Wonka

Olaf meme

WOW 5 TWEETS? I'VE DONE 500 Condescending Wonka

NO SHIT

OH SO YOU LIED SO MUCH IN THE PAST.  SHE WILL NOT BELIEVE YOU NOW? TELL ME MORE. Condescending Wonka

My sister at the gym

WOW DIDN'T  SEE THAT COMING SHANIE =GYM LOL  Condescending Wonka

Daylight Savings

IT'S DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME AND YOU HAVE A KID? TELL ME ALL ABOUT HOW THEY DON'T ABIDE BY THE CHANGE OF THE CLOCK Condescending Wonka

sciencey wonka

OH, YOUR PALS RETWEETED YOUR RESEARCH YOU MUST BE A PROPER SCIENTIST Condescending Wonka

Self Checkout Problems

OH, YOU'RE USING THE SELF CHECKOUT AND YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF COUPONS, PRODUCE THAT YOU DON'T KNOW THE CODES FOR, THIS IS APPARENTLY YOUR FIRST TIME USING AN ELECTRONIC DEVICE WITH TOUCH SCREEN TECHNOLOGY, AND YOU'RE UNFAMILIAR WITH HOW TO PROPERLY SWIPE YOU PLEASE, TAKE YOUR TIME SO I CAN HOLD YOUR HAND WHILE YOU'RE SLOWLY DRAGGING YOURSELF INTO THE 21ST CENTURY.  Condescending Wonka

Politically incorrect!

HEY POLITICIANS! TELL ME MORE ABOUT FREEZE ALL DAY KINDERGARTEN! I BET EVERY DAY IS AWESOME IN YOUR WORLD!! Condescending Wonka