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Organizational Standards

OH, YOUR OFFICE IS SO CLEAN I'LL JUST THROW THESE PAPERS ON THE FLOOR Condescending Wonka

Gerald

WAITING FOR A MOVIE? I'LL GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO IMPROVISE! Condescending Wonka

Run that by me once more.

 SO, TELL ME AGAIN WHY YOU MOVED OUT OF HITCHIN. Condescending Wonka

Actually Ethical Wonka

ACTUALLY,  IT'S ABOUT ETHICS IN GAMES JOURNALISM. *WINK* Condescending Wonka

Actually Unethical Wonka

ACTUALLY,  IT'S ABOUT ETHICS IN GAMES JOURNALISM... (CONVINCING, WASN'T IT?) Condescending Wonka

Bar man problems

MY FACE WHEN A GUEST ASKS FOR A 'SAVYON BLONK' Condescending Wonka

Bryans Truck

YOU HAVE DUAL EXHAUST ON YOUR CHEVY 1500? DESTROYS FOSSIL FUELS AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE Condescending Wonka

Phish funn

DUDE PHISH CONCERTS ARE SOMETHING ELSE Condescending Wonka

Fire chin

YOU KNOW IF YOU RUBBED YOUR CHIN ON PAPER IT WOULD START A FIRE Condescending Wonka

TELL ME AGAIN HOW ARCIC LOVES        ENGINEERS Condescending Wonka