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Disney? cute.

OH YOU'RE DOING DISNEY?  WELL ISN'T THAT CUTE. Condescending Wonka

So tell me, after you got the Golden Ticket....

 DID YOU WIN THE LEASING REP OF THE YEAR?!? Condescending Wonka

loot palace

SO YOU'RE TIRED FROM WORKING 40 HOURS A WEEK? YEAH MY 15 MINUTES ON LOOT PALACE ALSO WEAR ME OUT Condescending Wonka

Cowboys hater 4 life.

 I TOLD YOU ALL BEFORE. THE COWBOYS SUCK!!!! AND THEY WILL ALWAYS SUCK!!!!!! Condescending Wonka

Nigga FTW

SO YOU BLOGGED ABOUT A SWEAR WORD? TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE MATSER'S WORKLOAD Condescending Wonka

Catchy title

OH YOU CAN'T FIND THE STATIONERY? LET ME TAKE YOU TO THE AISLE MARKED STATIONERY Condescending Wonka

?bitch you didnt know?

WELL GO CRY NOW  NOT SURE WHAT TO TELL YOU Condescending Wonka

Every single day

OH IT DOESN'T HAVE A SALE STICKER? TELL ME AGAIN WHY YOU ASSUME IT'S ON SALE Condescending Wonka

Cowboys broncos

TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW  THE COWBOYS ARE BETTER THAN THE BRONCOS Condescending Wonka

Tell me....

YOU CAN HOLD YOUR BOOZE BUT NOT YOUR BLADDER? Condescending Wonka