Condescending Wonka

You're so perfect

YOU THINK THAT EVERYONE STILL BELIEVES YOUR LIES AWWW, BLESS YOUR HEART  Condescending Wonka

"Debt free"

YOU GOT OUT OF COLLEGE DEBT FREE? YOU MUST HAVE WORKED SO HARD Condescending Wonka

Kim wedding omg

OH, SO KIMBERLEY WANTS A REALLY EXPENSIVE WEDDING AND YOU'RE AFRAID THE ENTIRE SOLEMNITY OF THE OCCASION IS BEING LOST IN A SEA OF NEEDLESS DEBT?  PLEASE, TELL ME ABOUT IT ONE MORE TIME... Condescending Wonka

Beats a Mazda

DID YOU GET YOUR GOLDEN TICKET TO THE CROSSOVER EVENT@ GARY MOE MAZDA?? Condescending Wonka

Hi girl

JY WAS 'N MODEL? WIE WAS JOU AGENT?   FACEBOOK? Condescending Wonka

Hi girl

JY WAS 'N MODEL? WIE WAS JOU AGENT?   FACEBOOK? Condescending Wonka

O, jy was 'n model?

WIE WAS JOU AGENT? FACEBOOK? Condescending Wonka

Solar doesn't work in Alabama?

IT'S TOO CLOUDY FOR SOLAR IN ALABAMA GO ON... Condescending Wonka

Grow up baby mamas and baby daddies!!!!

LEMME GET THIS RIGHT YOUR UPSET BECAUSE I DON'T WANT RELATIONS WITH YOU  AND DONT WANNA TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE, WILD OUT WEDNESDAY #BYEFELECIA Condescending Wonka

Sean's trainer

OH, YOUR TRAINER DUMPED YOU TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU'RE HIS BEST CLIENT OVER A CHEESE TRAY. Condescending Wonka