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If o

IF ONLY TESSA WAS SASSY... BUT SHE ISN'T  Condescending Wonka

Be creative

REALLY? I DIDN'T KNOW -_- Condescending Wonka

Yes

YES THERES A FLIPPING DIFFERENCE DUMBASS  Condescending Wonka

the immutability of raw logs

OH, ORIGINAL EVENTS ARE KEPT IN THEIR ORIGINAL FORMAT? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW WE TOSS AWAY LINE/EVENT BREAKS. Condescending Wonka

retail willy

OF COURSE MA'AM  LET ME GET MY STORE MANAGER... Condescending Wonka

Tailgating stickers

ANTI-TAILGATING BUMPER STICKERS? I TAILGATE YOU SO I CAN READ THEM. Condescending Wonka

1 JPY= .0095 of 1 USD An avg apt. in Japan for a month is around ¥35,000. (Do the math, it's like $950)

YOU HAVE 100,000 YEN IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT? YOU MUST OWN SO MANY SMART CARS. Condescending Wonka

So you get free parking at ret?

THE NATIONAL CHAIN STORES   Condescending Wonka

Screw VDI!!

OH VIRTUAL DESKTOPS... TELL US AGAIN WHY YOU WORK SO WELL... Condescending Wonka

Rebel Girl

YOU LIKE FLIPPING OFF THE CAMERA? PLEASE, TELL ME ABOUT HOW COOL YOU ARE. Condescending Wonka