Condescending Wonka

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SI POR FAVOR DIME MAS SOBRE EL IPHONE 6 KE TE VAS A COMPRAR Condescending Wonka

Bad Vision

OH! WEARING GLASSES MAKES YOUR VISION GET WORSE? AT WHAT SCHOOL OF OPTOMETRY DID YOU LEARN THIS? Condescending Wonka

frienemy poem

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE WHO NEEDS ENEMIES WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU? Condescending Wonka

Getting back together with your cheating wife...

GETTING BACK TOGETHER WITH YOUR CHEATING WIFE... I BET THAT WILL WORK OUT WELL. Condescending Wonka

Freud joke

FREUD:SO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOTHER OEDIPUS: WELL.... SHE'S ALSO MY WIFE Condescending Wonka

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 OHHH SO CORRELATION DOES  EQUAL CAUSATION OF COURSE YOURE RIGHT Condescending Wonka

Ice Bucket

RIGHT... TELL ME AGAIN WHEN YOUR OPINION WAS REQUESTED ON THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE? Condescending Wonka

War Machine - Pussy

WAR MACHINE HUH? BUT THE ONLY WAR YOU'VE EVER FOUGHT IS BEATING WOMEN! Condescending Wonka

So you call yourself "War Machine"

 BUT THE ONLY WAR YOUVE EVER FOUGHT IS BEATING WOMEN Condescending Wonka

ACW LIMO

SO YOU DIDN'T BOOK AN ACW LIMO? LET ME KNOW HOW THAT WORKS OUT! Condescending Wonka