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For the haters

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Oh, you have 1000 followers?

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I've never seen so many ppl

PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO BE

vegan love

PLEASE TELL MORE ABOUT YOU'RE VEGAN I FIND IT SO INTERESTING.. Condescending Wonka

Sunday through Friday!

SO YOU WORK IN REGULAR SLICE... ANY TICKETS LEFT FOR THE SHIT SHOW? Condescending Wonka

Oh, well, if the INTERNET says so, then it MUST be true

OH, WELL, IF THE INTERNET SAYS SO, THEN IT MUST BE TRUE Condescending Wonka

internet idiot response

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too lazy to be catchy

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SDJHFSDJHFA FFFF

YOU DON'T WANT TO DO YOUR REFLECTION? PLEASE, TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW I AM WASTING YOUR TIME WHEN YOU WERE THE ONE ACTING OUT Condescending Wonka