Condescending Wonka

Datomic + Riak, sitting in a tree

TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU PLAN TO OPERATE YOUR DATABASE ... WITHOUT EXCISION Condescending Wonka

dorky work

CUTE ...BUT DO YOU SMITH-WATERMAN? Condescending Wonka

KKK WONKA

CAN'T FATHOM THE FACT A BACKWATER SHITHOLE IN FLORIDA HAS KKK TIES?  YOU MUST BE NEW TO FLORIDA THEN. Condescending Wonka

Bitching slag

GRASSED ON ME FOR SEEING EMINEM..... TELL ME AGAIN HOW MUCH OF A FUCK I DONT GIVE Condescending Wonka

You can dunk **

YOU CAN DUNK? YOU MUST BE SUCH A BADASS Condescending Wonka

Fitness addicts nowadays

OH SO YOUR A FITNESS ADDICT ALWAYS BEEN A SPORTS FAN THEN? Condescending Wonka

Grow some balls

OH OKAY  BUY A DUCTAPE THEN,YOU'LL NEED IT Condescending Wonka

Por ti Arequipa!!!

ASI QUE ERES AREQUIPEÑO? CUÉNTAME QUE SE SIENTE SER PERFECTO Condescending Wonka

bye bitch

OHH SO U THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE MISSED BITCH BYE, WE DON'T MISS THESE HOES  Condescending Wonka

finger slice

OH, SO YOU CUT YOUR FINGER ON A DELI SLICER? IT MUST BE SO HARD FOR YOU TO MAKE IT TO THE BEACH Condescending Wonka