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Dick Smith colleagues be like

MY NAME IS IAN PENIS Condescending Wonka

So it is just you and the dog tonight

GET OUT THE PEANUT BUTTER Condescending Wonka

Interesting thread

THIS THREAD LEAVES ME WITH AN IMPORTANT QUESTION DO I FOLLOW IT WITH MY PANTS ON OR OFF? Condescending Wonka

Broken Keyboard?

YOUR KEYBOARD IS NOT WORKING? STOP EATING LUNCH OVER IT Condescending Wonka

Homework or naaaaahhhh!!!

SO YOU'RE DOING YOUR HOMEWORK. ....HMMMMMMM BUT I JUST SAW YOU POST ON FACEBOOK!! Condescending Wonka

servers crashed

SERVERS CRASHED ?  HOW ABOUT A REBOOT ? Condescending Wonka

Ari on the phone

OH, YOU HAD A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE ON THE PHONE? PLEASE TELL ME MORE Condescending Wonka

I Win

JUST BOUGHT A CUTE PUPPY? OOMPA LOOMPA'S BITCH Condescending Wonka

Oh you just started agile?

BOOZ GOT 1,000 STORY POINTS? YOU GUYS CAN REALLY AGILE Condescending Wonka

Bad coffee

YOU WANT TO GRAB A COFFEE AT DOME DO YOU? I BET YOU EAT POOP FOR BREAKFAST.  Condescending Wonka