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carbon fibre

PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT HOW AWESOME  YOUR CARBON FIBRE BONNET IS Condescending Wonka

No money for bills?

NEW TATTOO HUH? PLEASE TELL ME AGAIN HOW BROKE YOU ARE? Condescending Wonka

ERMAHGAWD TWITTER

TWITTER FRIENDS? YOU MUST BE POPULAR, WANT TO FOLLOW ME? Condescending Wonka

Well aren't you sumethin special

STILL JUDGING ME DUE TO MY PAST MISTAKES? WOW! AREN'T YOU REVEALING HOW EVIL AND STUPID YOU ARE!? Condescending Wonka

Awful Ex Moves

MOVING TO THE SAME STREET AS YOUR EX-WIFE? I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DIVORCED YOU! Condescending Wonka

Lebron James

SO YOUR BADDEST BALLER ON THE PLANET? TELL ME WHY YOU SUCK SO BAD IN THE 4TH QUARTERS OF THE SERIES.  Condescending Wonka

Excuse my irreligiosity

SO YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT I AM IRRELIGIOUS? TELL AGAIN ME WHICH CHURCH I DON'T GO TO Condescending Wonka

Wonka WOD

TELL ME WHAT'S THE WOD FOR TOMORROW Condescending Wonka

broken dreams

SO UR TELLING ME  THE POINT IS PERFORMING  Condescending Wonka

When the other person keeps going!

MAYBE IF I LOOK INTERESTED YOU'LL SHUT THE FUCK UP! Condescending Wonka