Condescending Wonka

Exercise, first please.

YOU OWN A CAR YET DRIVE MILES TO EXERCISE, ON A BIKE? Condescending Wonka

The Factory and The Ranch

WANNA HERE SOMETHING FUNNY? MICHAEL JACKSON'S RANCH WAS MY INSPIRATION. Condescending Wonka

THAT WOULD BE FUNNY IF I WEREN'T IN THE SAME ROOM HAVING TO HEAR ABOUT Condescending Wonka

Home Grown

YOU'VE NEVER LEFT YOUR HOME STATE TELL ME AGAIN HOW TO FIX FOREIGN POLICY! Condescending Wonka

stolen bike

U HAVE MY SON'S BIKE THEN? UR A SPECIAL KIND OF STUPID! Condescending Wonka

Girlfriend or Video Game

PLEASE TELL ME HOW A VIDEO GAME IS BETTER THAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND Condescending Wonka

tell me again how...

PLEASE TELL ME AGAIN HOW ADAM ROSE IS BETTER THAN ADAM COLE Condescending Wonka

Salvados por el metro

ASÍ QUE EL METRO ES LA SALVACIÓN Y SEGURO LO USARÁS CUANDO HAYA QUE PAGARLO Condescending Wonka

Metro de Panamá

ASÍ QUE EL METRO ES LA SALVACIÓN                                                                                                                    CUÉNTAME CÓMO LO PAGARÁS CUANDO YA NO SEA GRATIS Condescending Wonka

I bet Wonka had a massage therapist for the Oompa Loompas!

SO YOU HAVEN'T HAD A MASSAGE LATELY? TELL ME AGAIN HOW GOOD YOUR MUSCLES FEEL Condescending Wonka