Condescending Wonka

Men Labor Pain

YOU THINK MEN COULDN'T HANDLE CHILD BIRTH? PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW MOST WOMEN DIED DURING CHILD BIRTH BEFORE MODERN MEDICINE, YET YOU ARE A BATTLE SCARRED WARRIOR? Condescending Wonka

Willy Wonka Jesus Christ

JESUS CHRIST MATTHEW TAKE A COLD SHOWER Condescending Wonka

wonka is one step ahead of you

OH SO YOU WANT TO SET ME UP JUST SO YOU KNOW I'M ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU Condescending Wonka

Get me a watch

OHHHH TELL ME HOW YOU WENT TO AMERICA AND DIDN'T GET ME A WATCH AGAIN !! Condescending Wonka

Gym rat

OH, YOU LIVE AT THE GYM? PROBABY BECAUSE YOU REST 8 MINUTES BETWEEN SETS. Condescending Wonka

Getting real tired of your shit

GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT JAKE Condescending Wonka

hipster headband man

OH, YOU WEAR A HEADBAND? YOU MUST BE SUCH A HIPSTER.  Condescending Wonka

Oh really

OH REALLY TELL ME MORE ABOUT WALL GRAPHICS Condescending Wonka

to funny

SO TELL ME AGAIN HOW ALL 6 OF YOU ALMOST TIED ME Condescending Wonka

Performance Evals...

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