Condescending Wonka

When you want a dollar

LET ME GET A DOLLAR BRO I'M BROKE AS A JOKE Condescending Wonka

Torrey Problems

OH, YOU'RE IN TORREY? I'M SO SORRY Condescending Wonka

I don't give a dang

krissy personal trainer

KRISSY,  HOW ABOUT YOU BE MY PERSONAL TRAINER NOW?!! Condescending Wonka

Krissy Legs

SO, KRISSY  WHAT'S UP WITH THOSE EPIC QUADRICEPS?!!! Condescending Wonka

CABIN FEVER

3 DOLLAR BAR RAIL YOU SAY  Condescending Wonka

Tau Beta Sigma Founders Day

SO YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TOMORROW IS  IT'S FUTURE WIFEY DAY  Condescending Wonka

Homework Excuse #52

SO LET ME GET THIS RIGHT... YOUR HOMEWORK IS IN A WONKA BAR?  Condescending Wonka

West Deptford Cogen!!

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE MONEY IN WEST DEPTFORD Condescending Wonka

West Deptford Cogen

TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW UNCOORDINATED THE WEST DEPTFORD COGEN IS Condescending Wonka