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I nerve of some people

TELL ME HOW YOUR HUSBAND WENT TO ATLANTA. THEN CAME HOME TO

So I'm boring?

SO I'M BORING BECAUSE I DON'T GET DRUNK AND PARTY ALL THE TIME? HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'RE BORING BECAUSE YOU NEED ALCOHOL FOR YOUR DULL PERSONALITY? Condescending Wonka

Enrage ADS

OH YOU 3 HEAL ADS ENRAGE       THATS CUTE Condescending Wonka

thats cute

OH YOU DOWNED TITAN HM                     THATS CUTE Condescending Wonka

Martins are not the best...

YOU'RE ALL MARTINS? TELL ME AGAIN WHY THAT MAKES YOU THE BEST... Condescending Wonka

Oh yeah....

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK WINE ON SATURDAY BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S USUALLY SATURDAY Condescending Wonka

Tell me sucker

FRED? TELL ME ABOUT THAT FUCKER Condescending Wonka

what the?

YOU SAY I MUST HAVE A PICTURE TO CONTACT YOU GETS PICTURE SENT TO THEM AND IS SURPRISED ITS NOT BRAD PITT Condescending Wonka

Writers aren't writers

YOU WRITE LITERARY FICTION? NEAT. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO WRITE A REAL BOOK? Condescending Wonka

Willy Wonka

OH, SO YOU WANT ME TO WAIT... TO PUT IT BACK IN?  Condescending Wonka