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Tom's 21st announcement

YOU'RE GOING TO A 21ST BIRTHDAY WITH A BAR TAB? SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. Condescending Wonka

Tom is going to a 21st this weekend

OH TOM DON'T STOP TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR 21ST THIS WEEKEND.  Condescending Wonka

Area code

SO YOU HAVE AREA CODE  WELL IS IT YOURS Condescending Wonka

Really? Photoshopped?

YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT PHOTOSHOP TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU KNOW IT IS AND WHAT CLASSES YOU TOOK  Condescending Wonka

Taylor Brown

SO, YOU MADE UP A SONG ABOUT POOPIN' TEA? WELL THAT'S A LITTLE UNNERVING! Condescending Wonka

Taylor Brown

TAYLOR SWIFT ISN'T REAL MUSIC? SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER CHRIS BROWN SPEAKING QUICKLY. Condescending Wonka

thorpey is a liar

THORPEY IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR? PLEASE TELL ME ANOTHER SURPRISING FACT ;-)  Condescending Wonka

learning with Wonka?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEARN ABOUT  BELIEFS OF OTHERS BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN A BUBBLE? Condescending Wonka

civilized wonka

TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR CIVILIZED WORLD... Condescending Wonka

OH YOU SPKE TO DEREK

OH YOU SPOKE TO DEREK HUH PLEASE TELL ME HOW THAT WORKED OUT Condescending Wonka