Condescending Wonka

jasper thinks hes the shit

SO TELL US JASPER, HOW DID IT FEEL TO HELP A DEAF PERSON TODAY Condescending Wonka

jasper thinks hes the shit

SO TELL US AGAIN JASPER,  HOW DID IT FEEL TO HELP A DEATH PERSON Condescending Wonka

tell us again

SO TELL US AGAIN JASPER HOW DID IT FEEL TO HELP A DEATH PERSON Condescending Wonka

don't talk

OH YOU CAN'T SEE ALL THE CANDIDATES IDENTITIES TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW ABUSED YOU ARE Condescending Wonka

Oh No You Ditn't

I HAVE A ONE-LEGGED FRIEND WHO WORKS AT IHOP. Condescending Wonka

Clowny Engineering

PLEASE SHOW ME ANOTHER REASON WHY THIS STILL WILL NOT WORK Condescending Wonka

Starboard Opening Wonka

OH, YOU'RE SICK OF WINTER? YOU MUST BE READY TO BLACKOUT THROUGH SUMMER Condescending Wonka

oh wanka.....

I'M GOING TO RUIN YOUR LIFE WITH WHAT YOU LOVE THE MOST CANDY Condescending Wonka

Wonka math

OH SO YOU SAY YOU AREN'T GOOD AT MATH? *GETS 92% ON TEST* Condescending Wonka

NY Bars

SO YOUR BARS CLOSE LATE? AT 4? THAT'S CUTE.  Condescending Wonka