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Just no Harvey

JUST NO HARVEY  Condescending Wonka

Not do sexy

YOUR GOING ON A DATE  WHAT'S HIS NAME Condescending Wonka

Ice queen

OH, YOU HAVE YOUR OWN FIGURE SKATES? YOU MUST BE SO GOOD AT NOT FALLING DOWN. Condescending Wonka

Scared or Naw?

OH YOU WROTE THE LONGEST INDIRECT POST... AND FORGOT TO PUT A NAME ON IT??? Condescending Wonka

Admitting Nurse

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TIP OF THE TOUNGE

TELL ME AGAIN HOW EVERY RIGHT  ANSWER IS ON THE TIP OF YOUR TOUNGE Condescending Wonka

Sorry ass people

YOUR TV IS 60

Fake friends be like...

CALL ME AS A LAST RESORT BUT I'M YOUR

yura di

TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU ARE... ...SITTING ALONE ON THE COUCH EITHAN Condescending Wonka

United's Mileage Plus Program

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