Condescending Wonka

People take my job for granite

OH, I'M SORRY WE DON'T HAVE THE GRANITE THAT WOULD BE PERFECT FOR YOU, AND THAT YOU PICTURED IN YOUR HEAD. LET ME JUMP IN MY TIME MACHINE AND GO BACK MILLIONS OF YEARS AND HELP IT BE CREATED. Condescending Wonka

X's for the sex trade

SO TELL ME AGAIN HOW DRAWING X'S IS HELPING GIRLS IN HUMAN TRAFFICKING? Condescending Wonka

Oh lala!

PEOPLE I'M A GEEK. GET OVER IT! Condescending Wonka

Alright Jimmy

GO ON COCKBURN MAKE ME LAUGH Condescending Wonka

ohh yeah

WELL I SEE YOU MADE ONE... ...BET YOU CANT MAKE ANOTHER. Condescending Wonka

Chicago Weather Bitching

SO YOU WORK INSIDE? COMPLAIN AGAIN ABOUT THE WEATHER Condescending Wonka

douche bag

OH YOU OWN A CBR1000RR TELL ME AGAIN HOW EASY IT IS TO WHEELIE Condescending Wonka

ALLOY WHEEL COVER

SO YOU THOUGHT THE ALLOY WHEEL COVER WAS A GOOD IDEA? DID THEY FAIL TO MENTION THE ALLOYS ARE DIAMOND CUT? Condescending Wonka

Reduction Time!

PLEASE TELL ME AGAIN HOW INFREQUENT REDUCED ADJECTIVE CLAUSES ARE. Condescending Wonka

mukul guru

JADI LU PUKUL TMN LU GARA