Condescending Wonka

Stud Muffin

HEY THERE BEAUTIFUL!, GUESS WHAT?! I GO TO INSTITUTE, AND.... I'M SINGLE Condescending Wonka

oo da?

CRSZI CÂ ESTI TARE... ...HAI MAI SPUNE CEVA Condescending Wonka

Andy's wrong

TELL ME MORE ABOUT  HOW YOU SURE THAT ANDY IS WRONG Condescending Wonka

Ridin' Dirty

NOW TELL ME AGAIN WHY YOU'RE RIDIN' DIRTY? Condescending Wonka

SCA Vs Paintball

THE SCA IS TOO EXPENSIVE? BUT 10K A YEAR FOR PAINTBALL ISN'T? Condescending Wonka

SCA Vs Paintball

SO, YOU THINK THE SCA IS PROHIBITIVELY EXPENSIVE? BUT, $10,000 A YEAR ON PAINTBALL IS TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE? Condescending Wonka

Turkey hunting

I SEE YOU'RE GOING AFTER TURKEYS WITH A BOW... GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!  Condescending Wonka

Turkey Hunting

I SEE YOUR GOING AFTER TURKEYS WITH THE BOW... GOOD LUCK!                                   Condescending Wonka

true story

OH, YOU NEED TO WAIT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SLIDE BUT YOUR CHILD CAN SWIM, PLEASE TELL ME MORE Condescending Wonka

(Feel free to skip to the bold section right above the Duck Meme for a 1 sentence summary followed by what as see as a relevant connection to modern day issues like marriage rights and gun control.)

IF SO, TELL IT TO THE JURY AT TRIAL... IF THEY AGREE, THEY SHALL ACQUIT! Condescending Wonka