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Carolina Snow

PREDICTED AN INCH OF SNOW THAT NEVER CAME WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH ALL THAT MILK AND BREAD?? Condescending Wonka

BUH BYE!!!!

 LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO SPEND ON STUFF THAT MAKES YOU SAD. Condescending Wonka

Helping the Rich is better than helping the Poor

AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT GIVING MORE TO THE RICH IS HELPFUL TO THE ECONOMY THAN GIVING TO THE POOR? HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM? Condescending Wonka

SNOW BOARDZZZ

TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW ITS YOUR GEAR HOLDING YOU BACK Condescending Wonka

You get to do homework? You must have the worst life ever.

YOU GET TO DO HOMEWORK? YOUR SUFFERING MUST BE UNBEARABLE. Condescending Wonka

Go ahead

GO AHEAD  KEEP THINKING I AM GOING TO BE HERE  Condescending Wonka

SPANK ME

SO TELL ME FERNANDO HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SPANKED BY A Z06? Condescending Wonka

Electric Cars

$0 TO DRIVE EVERYWHERE IN YOUR ELECTRIC CAR? PLEASE TELL ME YOUR ELECTRIC PROVIDER, I'D LOVE TO GET IN ON THEIR $0 ELECTRICITY COST PLAN! Condescending Wonka

wacken bands

YOU WANT TO PLAY WACKEN BUT HAVEN'T APPLIED YET  OF COURSE YOU WILL STILL GET IN Condescending Wonka

Exams

ONLINE EXAMS MAKE ME GIDDY Condescending Wonka