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Our Fault

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Our Fault

RAN OUT OF STORAGE AND IPS AND IT'S ALL OUR FAULT, EH? Condescending Wonka

why you do dis

ASI QUE TE VALE QUE TE DIGAN GORRON? DIME QUE SE SIENTE QUE CUANDO TE VEN ESCONDAN EL TEQUILA? Condescending Wonka

Tom Terenzis coming

TELL ME MORE ABOUT  TOM TERENZI COMING TO TOWN  Condescending Wonka

sizzle contest

OH, SIZZLING IS HARD? HERE'S A CHEAT SHEET, READ IT! Condescending Wonka

Rucking they said

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story of MY life

OH, SO YOU GET MORE LIKES THAN ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA? WELL, I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU. Condescending Wonka

Work Problems

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Oh you're on the Paleo Diet?

PALEO YOU SAY? WHERE EXACTLY DID THEY DISCOVER THE CAVE PAINTINGS OF BONELESS/SKINLESS CHICKENHUNTS AT WHOLE FOODS? Condescending Wonka

Clients be like

TRAINERS NUTRITION KNOWLEDGE ONLY CONSISTS OF MAGIC SHAKES AND PILLS TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU EAT HEALTHY USING USDA GUIDLINES... Condescending Wonka