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I see compulsive tweeters and I'm like

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customer service reps be like

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PLEASE, TELL ME MORE ABOUT THESE

SAAB ITS TOO LOUD

OH ITS UNCOMFORTABLY LOUD IN THE CABIN? THE ANC MUST BE WORKING Condescending Wonka

get real with racing

OH YOU CAN SIPEN A TIRE... HOW MANY OF YOU DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A FLAT... Condescending Wonka

me vale verga

AMI ME  VALE VERGA Condescending Wonka

Travlers

TRAVLER BURES THEESE DAYS  THERE NEARLY ALL AS GAMMY AS HAKNEY ONES  Condescending Wonka

oh so you volunteer at houston rodeo pulling gates?

AND HAVE A LOCKER IN THE CONTESTANT ROOM? PLEASE TELL ME HOW THIS MAKES YOU THE COWBOY YOU PORTRAY TO BE IN THE CHUTE CLUB WITH YOUR CREDENTIALS FOR EVERYONE TO SEE.. Condescending Wonka

AWW MY GAWD PP

YOU ARE FUNY  Condescending Wonka

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