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Dustin's house

OH,YOU WENT TO DUSTIN'S HOUSE? DID HE TELL YOU ALL THAT SHIT IS HIS Condescending Wonka

Global Cooling

ICE IS EXPECTED IN HOUSTAN OF ALL PLACES WHERE ARE THE ALARMISTS  Condescending Wonka

DECA Meme

OH, YOU HAVE TO WRITE A 5-PAGE ESSAY ABOUT A RANDOM TOPIC? PLEASE TELL ME HOW THAT IS WORST THAN WRIRING A 30-PAGE BUSINESS PLN Condescending Wonka

J Metro and the Chocolate Factory

 THAT

For non-classical musicians

OH, YOU LIKE CLASSICAL MUSIC? NAME THREE COMPOSERS, WHO AREN'T MOZART, BACH OR BEETHOVEN Condescending Wonka

Air-force thinking.

YOU KNOW WHAT A DEPLOYMENTS LIKE, CUZ YOU'VE SEEN PICTURES. TELL ME MORE... Condescending Wonka

Pocket Treats

LIKES TO KEEP SWEETS IN HIS POCKET IN CASE HE MEETS SOME ATTRATIVE CHILDREN Condescending Wonka

New Year's Resolutions

OH YOU EXERCISED TODAY? WELL I WALKED NEAR EXERCISE EQUIPMENT Condescending Wonka

No jobs

NO JOBS IN THIS ECONOMY? TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT THE WORK YOU WON'T DO. Condescending Wonka

HVAC Wonka

IT'S 45 DEGREES AND YOU ARE FREEZING? WHERE AM I SPEAKING FROM? OH, MINNEAPOLIS. Condescending Wonka