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Oh really

OH SEARS SELLS YOUR STAFFORD SHIRTS  BY ALL MEANS, GET THEM THERE Condescending Wonka

Candy Man

SO YOUR ONE YEAR OLDER THAN ME YOU MUST BE SO EXPERIENCE  Condescending Wonka

When your ex downgrades.

OH, YOU'RE DATING A SHEEPHERDER NOW... YOU MUST TELL ME WHAT THAT IS LIKE Condescending Wonka

When your ex downgrades

OH, YOU'RE DATING A SHEEPHERDER NOW. YOU MUST TELL ME WHAT'S THAT LIKE. Condescending Wonka

Wonky Birthday

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY PHIL! AND ALL YOU GET IS A CREEPY WONKA Condescending Wonka

hey you

YOU'RE JUST MOMMY'S LITTLE DICKBAG AREN'T YOU? Condescending Wonka

Invalidated Disability

PLEASE BECOME MY NEW DR & INVALIDATE MY DISABILITY MORE. Condescending Wonka

LUKE BRYAN

SO YOU WANT LUKE BRYAN PASSES? NEVER BEEN ASKED FOR THOSE BEFORE Condescending Wonka

Dont be trippin

GIRL YOU BE TRIPPIN Condescending Wonka

Iphone vs. Droid

OH, YOU HAVE A DROID? YOU MUST BE A PUSSY. Condescending Wonka